This....just.....urrgh

Dear god some people have so much money it’s sick. I saw an article on the internet today about a designer selling gold leafed skimming stones. Ordinary, flat rocks, handpicked by the designer himself from the beaches of Italy, coated in 24 carat gold, and each one sold in its own custom made leather pouch, to be skimmed across a body of water at the leisure of some rich complete and utter bastard whose mind-boggling extravagance in the face of so much poverty uniquely qualifies to my mind either him or her to be hacked to death with meat cleavers.