The Weight Loss Bubble

Attitudes to the human body are changing. Weight loss treatment adverts used to show an obese girl as the before and a normal size girl as the after. Today I saw an internet advert above my inbox which showed a normal size girl as the before and an anorexic as the after. This trend is sickening, yet not permanent. I predict future mass obesity. Like all fashion bubbles this one will burst. One day these silly girls will finally be down to the last straw and dive for the pies en masse. It will suddenly be fashionable, nay necessary to be fat and bloated. Girls will shovel pies into their mouths like coals into a furnace. Meanwhile boyfriends will look on startled and bemused.