The Über Toilet

I had a brilliant idea for a conceptual art instillation which includes the key element that divides good art from great art: humour. I would rent a massive warehouse, and paint the inside white. Then, slap bang in the middle, I would put a toilet, fully functioning and plumbed in. On the wall ten metres to the right would be a toilet roll holder, and then 15 meters directly in front of the toilet would be a sink. In the far corner behind the toilet would be a toilet brush. It would be private and everything, with a locking door that says ‘vacant’ and ‘engaged’. It would be the largest toilet room in the world. I would charge people five quid a pop to come and use it. It would be brilliant.